A sullen mostly overcast day, but the gray winter world was made beautiful with the dazzle of sun on last summer’s goldenrod and fluffy cushions of white in the forks of trees as black as ink.
*End of weather report*
There’s a kind of rightness and predictability in bird behavior that is almost comforting to me.
Knowing to expect that every last hooded merganser will take flight to the farthest edges of the pond when I raise my lens confirms to me that I know one aspect of this species pretty well.
Waiting for the local pair of osprey to begin setting up housekeeping in mid-March or the woodcock to twitter and spiral through an early spring dusk or merlins to streak low through the dunes in late afternoon looking for a meal to keep them through a night’s chill… all enhance my awareness of life’s insistent rhythms and set a pace for my own schedule in harmony with a larger, more universal system.
There’s also the realization that birds have important lessons to teach us; about being careful and its necessity for survival (hoodies are overly careful, I think) and about beauty and stirring the imagination (think of a flock of terns dropping from the sky into the summer blue bay or a scarlet tanager suspended in an oak) and also, they teach us about hope.
I found that hope looking me squarely in the eye a few weeks ago. Along an often-walked path through the local woods, I looked up a tree trunk one afternoon to find it looking back at me, in that magical way that owls have of appearing out of nothing. I’d stopped looking for screech owls along that path a couple years ago when their nesting box was vandalized, but this one had found a little hole in a nearby maple with which to frame his unblinking face. I think we both were somewhat shocked to be seeing one another, his face full of concentration at not being seen and mine one of pleasant surprise at learning that sometimes good birds are closer than we think.
What good birds have you found lately and what did they offer you?
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I’d rather it be a band on a nicer bird that I’m reporting, never having done this before, but I suppose I should think instead of the scientific or research value. How an understanding of this one mute swan’s behavior might help to protect less beautiful, but more endangered waterfowl species.
Click for a prior rant on mute swans.
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I’ve been bothered to notice mute swans on my local rivers lately. Every spot with open water that I visited today had a bunch of them. There were quite a few sleeping on the ice mixed in among the gulls, too. At least they’re mostly civil to the other waterfowl at this time of year and tame enough (big, too!) to pose for my camera.
My favorite complaint while chasing ducks is that the prettiest ones are the first to fly away. Not so with a mute swan.
Anyone else ever reported a banded bird? Do they really send a certificate, like they promise? Anyone else find this form long and overly intimidating?
Pray for ice and a good, long cold spell to make it thick enough that this monster might make an appearance on the Navesink for the first time since 1920. The Rocket, with its 38 foot tall mast and 900 sq. ft. of sail, has been painstakingly restored and is ready to barrel across the ice, if only the weather will cooperate.
I’m hoping maybe the weekend after next, if this cold sticks.
Image from The North Shrewsbury Ice Boat and Yacht Club
Match the client or landlord’s statement with the social worker’s inappropriate response:
1. “Um.. I’m calling because I got a letter from you that says my share of the rent is $16.00 and I don’t think that’s right because my income hasn’t changed… I mean I never worked so how come I got to pay $16.00 a month if I’ve always been on welfare?”
2. “Are you my new case manager? I don’t think that’s right because Miss Linda never notified me she was going out on maternity leave to have a baby and why didn’t she take care of my business first? She could have notified me I was gonna have to deal with you now. Can I talk to someone else instead?”
3. “Yes ma’am. I’m calling to find out why I haven’t received payment for the month of January yet?”
4. “I just want it on record with you that my toilet is overflowing.”
5. “My landlord is just mad because I painted the living room without asking her first.”
6. “I wanna know how come you approved me to live in this dump?!”
7. “The sheriff was just here and left a foreclosure notice on the fence. Does this mean I don’t have to pay my rent this month?”
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A. “Right, well… this is the government you’re dealing with!”
B. “Am I hearing you right? I must not be because it sounds like you’re complaining. And did you also notice that I payed the outstanding balance on your electric bill?”
C. “Maybe the real issue is that you haven’t paid your rent in 11 months! And will you please just stop talking for a second?!”
D. “Pay your darn rent!”
E. “Thanks for the update. Maybe you should call your landlord?”
F. “If I remember correctly, you begged me to.”
G. “Hold on while I find someone else.”
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Any resemblance to real or actual phone calls today from clients of mine is sad, but true.
Can’t you just hear him promising not to pull the stuffing out of his new ducky?
A couple hours later he’s apologetic almost.
First to go was one of the pretty orange feet; then he attacked the seam and pulled all the innards out, including the squeaky bits. All that’s left now is some stuffing in the very tip of the beak that he can’t seem to get to.
Dead duck.
And I thought Labs were prized for their *soft* mouths?
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I’m in a *I don’t feel like blogging* funk, but thought I’d share some happy pics from today.
My girlfriend from work Linda, on the right, had planned to have her baby daughter by C-Section on Inauguration Day, but well, things happened sooner than expected. Melanie was born a couple days before Christmas and we had Linda’s shower tonight.
I don’t often do baby showers, but this one was fun because I got to meet some of her family, including two of her sweet nieces who were busy making *hats* from the discarded ribbons and bows from the shower gifts. Isn’t their hair just the most adorable thing?
The star of the show! Little Melanie Isabel slept through the whole party being passed from arm to arm in the happy embrace of family and friends.
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and I’d thought I was awkward-looking as a teenager!
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Skimmers give no hint of their grace on the wing as they pass the hours between tides on a late October beach in NJ.
They’re somewhere far south now, somewhere far warmer than here.
Yet I can see the loveliness, come summer, as improbable as the bird itself, and as improbable as any lanky teenager, staring at herself in the mirror, waiting and willing her own summer come.
Nothing is ever really lost, or can be lost,
No birth, identity, form – no object of the world,
Not life, nor force, nor any visible thing;
Appearance must not foil, nor shifted sphere confuse thy brain.
Ample are time and space – ample the fields of Nature.
–Walt Whitman
I’m not sure how many of you read Dave of BirdTLC’s other blog, Around Anchorage, but please stop in with him.