{"id":955,"date":"2007-11-07T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-07T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=955"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:47:44","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:47:44","slug":"send-mittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=955","title":{"rendered":"Send mittens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/nobars.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129900313547376082\" style=\"FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/nobars-225x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">I&#8217;m working on a theory and need you to play along with me here. Given <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=1142\">my history with phone issues<\/a>, I think there must be some sort of conspiracy at work in my life: I&#8217;m convinced that all the phone companies are out to get me, even the cell phone companies.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t I sit on my couch and make a call on my cell phone? Should I really have to drive or walk halfway to the next town to be able to hear the person I&#8217;m talking to? How is that fair?<\/p>\n<p>So tell me. How many bars do you have at home? Do I maybe need to switch providers (again) and hope for better service? Cave in and pay AT+T for long distance to avoid shivering in the cold this winter? Give up my faraway friends?<\/p>\n<p>Do tell. And send mittens.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on a theory and need you to play along with me here. Given my history with phone issues, I think there must be some sort of conspiracy at work in my life: I&#8217;m convinced that all the phone companies are out to get me, even the cell phone companies. \ud83d\ude09 Why can&#8217;t I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=955\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Send mittens<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}