{"id":945,"date":"2007-11-19T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=945"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:30:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:30:39","slug":"wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"WANTED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/lukafall.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134350648099384450\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/lukafall-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><strong>LABRADOR RETRIEVER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ALIASES:<\/strong> THE CLOWN, SNEAKERS, CHECKERS, HI-JINX, STINKER, SMOOCHER&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CRIME:<\/strong> STEALING THE HEARTS OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC AND AN OCCASIONAL TABLE SCRAP OR TWO.<br \/><strong><\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><strong>APPROACH WITH CAUTION:<\/strong> LOOKING INTO EYES MAY MELT YOUR HEART AND CAUSE ADDICTION. WATCH FOR TILTING HEAD (&#8220;THE LOOK&#8221;) YOU MUST LOOK AWAY!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ANYONE WITH INFORMATION PLEASE CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LAST SEEN CHEWING MY SHOES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>$1,000 CASH REWARD<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LABRADOR RETRIEVER ALIASES: THE CLOWN, SNEAKERS, CHECKERS, HI-JINX, STINKER, SMOOCHER&#8230; CRIME: STEALING THE HEARTS OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC AND AN OCCASIONAL TABLE SCRAP OR TWO.APPROACH WITH CAUTION: LOOKING INTO EYES MAY MELT YOUR HEART AND CAUSE ADDICTION. WATCH FOR TILTING HEAD (&#8220;THE LOOK&#8221;) YOU MUST LOOK AWAY! ANYONE WITH INFORMATION PLEASE CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=945\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">WANTED<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3370,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}