{"id":875,"date":"2008-02-11T04:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=875"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:29:15","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:29:15","slug":"8-month-pupdate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=875","title":{"rendered":"8 month pupdate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/luka8months.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165564266722519970\" style=\"FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/luka8months-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">His voice hasn&#8217;t completely changed yet and he still pees like a girl, but I&#8217;ve gone ahead and scheduled the appointment to have Luka neutered. The vet will keep him overnight one day in early March, so that&#8217;s at least a few hours of peace I can look forward to.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the honeymoon is over.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>He is such a clown; when I&#8217;m not completely annoyed with him I laugh until tears stream from my eyes. I have more bruises than I care to mention from his flying leaps into my lap. He gallops through the house like a horse in miniature or a bull in a china shop. He insists on getting a carrot anytime the bunnies do. He steals banana skins from the garbage can. He pokes his head in while I&#8217;m taking a shower. He follows me everywhere and leers at me with that damn ball in his mouth from behind every corner.<\/p>\n<p>And he sleeps next to me and keeps me warm at night. And is happy to see me when I come home. And he drags me outside for walks. And he makes me laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Mostly he&#8217;s a good thing. Guess I&#8217;ll have to keep him.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His voice hasn&#8217;t completely changed yet and he still pees like a girl, but I&#8217;ve gone ahead and scheduled the appointment to have Luka neutered. The vet will keep him overnight one day in early March, so that&#8217;s at least a few hours of peace I can look forward to. Yes, the honeymoon is over. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=875\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">8 month pupdate<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3278,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}