{"id":868,"date":"2008-02-22T04:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=868"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:29:08","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:29:08","slug":"mr-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Bean"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/jellybeansmoosh.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170002015911308402\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/jellybeansmoosh-225x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><em>Mr. Bean ATB 2\/21\/04<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><br \/>Yes&#8211;thou mayst eat thy bread, and lick the hand<br \/>That feeds thee; thou mayst frolic on the floor<br \/>At evening, and at night retire secure<br \/>To thy straw couch, and slumber unalarm&#8217;d;<br \/>For I have gain&#8217;d thy confidence, have pledged<br \/>All that is human in me, to protect<br \/>Thine unsuspecting gratitude and love.<br \/>If I survive thee, I will dig thy grave;<br \/>And, when I place thee in it, sighing say,<br \/>I knew at least one hare that had a friend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;William Cowper <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Bean ATB 2\/21\/04 Yes&#8211;thou mayst eat thy bread, and lick the handThat feeds thee; thou mayst frolic on the floorAt evening, and at night retire secureTo thy straw couch, and slumber unalarm&#8217;d;For I have gain&#8217;d thy confidence, have pledgedAll that is human in me, to protectThine unsuspecting gratitude and love.If I survive thee, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=868\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mr. Bean<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}