{"id":846,"date":"2008-03-21T04:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T04:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=846"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:28:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:28:34","slug":"tulip-rambles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"Tulip rambles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/redtulip.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180002110919135234\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/redtulip-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Spring was born today&#8230; I hope you found a minute to get out and enjoy it! I tried to, but it was as blustery and cloudy as mid-February and the extent of my fresh air for the day was standing around outside the carwash during my lunch hour.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>More grocery store tulips&#8230; red this time.<\/p>\n<p>Luka was back to the vet after his neuter for a suture check &#8211; what a train wreck that dog is! Peed all over the handsome vet&#8217;s shoes&#8230; fussed and embarassed me.. at least everyone knows to expect it from a Lab. I&#8217;ve decided he needs a hobby (other than pestering me!) so I&#8217;m thinking of sending him to doggy day care at least one day a week for some more exercise. That&#8217;ll be easier, of course, once the weather improves, but still I think some time away from home may improve our relationship some.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Last weekend I started to amass a little collection &#8211; for a photo shoot &#8211; of the things that I yank from Luka&#8217;s mouth in a typical day. There were wads of toilet paper (more often it&#8217;s the whole roll), assorted bunny toys and strands of hay (he thinks he&#8217;s a goat, I swear! &#8211; but it helps with the vacuuming), a couple charcoal briquettes. I stopped, though, when my husband told me he had eaten (EATEN!) two nails dropped when he was fixing the aluminum siding on the house. What dog eats nails without requiring a trip to the vet? Unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s ninety pounds now, so you can imagine the challenge in making him do anything he doesn&#8217;t mean to do. I&#8217;d given up on the training harness and the prong collar and decided to go instead with the old standyby promise headcollar for tonight&#8217;s trip to the vet. Luka will walk okay on a lead for our regular walks, but a trip to the vet is something else, you know. I&#8217;d forgotten how hard it is for a dog to get used to one of those, nevermind a dog as mouthy as Luka! He was doing the alligator death-roll for most of the time at the vet &#8211; when he wasn&#8217;t peeing on someone&#8217;s shoes &#8211; remind me how long it&#8217;ll be before he&#8217;s civilized, please?<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I have a couple days off from work and am looking forward to some time to decompress &#8211; some time at the beach maybe; to greet the osprey and plovers, some time in the woods to look for bloodroot and woodcock and phoebes and mourning cloaks, some time on the couch to nap and daydream&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring was born today&#8230; I hope you found a minute to get out and enjoy it! I tried to, but it was as blustery and cloudy as mid-February and the extent of my fresh air for the day was standing around outside the carwash during my lunch hour. \ud83d\ude09 More grocery store tulips&#8230; red this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=846\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tulip rambles<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3230,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}