{"id":707,"date":"2008-08-12T03:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T03:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=707"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:19:13","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:19:13","slug":"you-want-me-to-put-my-tongue-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=707","title":{"rendered":"You want me to put my tongue where?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/watchyourstep.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233462474795673698\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/watchyourstep-300x200.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Is it just me or do you imagine how it must really hurt to walk around on a coneflower?<\/p>\n<p><em>I think I must be working too hard or need a nap or something. I&#8217;ve gone off the deep end&#8230; I&#8217;m channeling butterflies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it just me or do you imagine how it must really hurt to walk around on a coneflower? I think I must be working too hard or need a nap or something. I&#8217;ve gone off the deep end&#8230; I&#8217;m channeling butterflies. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2958,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}