{"id":614,"date":"2008-11-27T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:47:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:47:26","slug":"turkey-disguise-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"Turkey disguise 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/turkeydisguise.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273164934002281986\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/turkeydisguise-231x300.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">I&#8217;ve been chuckling and scratching my head as hits to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=941\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">this silly post<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> from last Thanksgiving have steadily increased in the last month or so&#8230; what in the world are people looking for when they search for &#8220;how to disguise a turkey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I did a little searching of my own tonight and came up with <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/simulatedcomicproduct.com\/tofurky-disguise-kit\/\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">this site<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> that has complete instructions for how to disguise a meatless product for your Turkey Day dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Could that be it, do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Have a happy, everyone. Keep the turkey and pass me the mashed potatoes instead. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been chuckling and scratching my head as hits to this silly post from last Thanksgiving have steadily increased in the last month or so&#8230; what in the world are people looking for when they search for &#8220;how to disguise a turkey?&#8221; \ud83d\ude09 I did a little searching of my own tonight and came up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=614\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Turkey disguise 2<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2785,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}