{"id":560,"date":"2009-01-30T01:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:14:03","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:14:03","slug":"poinsettia-amnesty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"Poinsettia Amnesty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/xmasisover.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296901717513135522\" style=\"FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 289px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 198px\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/xmasisover-300x199.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">My favorite garden center is offering $10.00 off the purchase price of any plant you choose to replace your dead or dying poinsettia with&#8230; so long as you show your black thumb, admit defeat and bring the horrid thing along with you for trade-in.<\/p>\n<p>Oh the embarrassment!<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what they&#8217;ll do with them. Can a dying poinsettia be rehabilitated?<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite garden center is offering $10.00 off the purchase price of any plant you choose to replace your dead or dying poinsettia with&#8230; so long as you show your black thumb, admit defeat and bring the horrid thing along with you for trade-in. Oh the embarrassment! I wonder what they&#8217;ll do with them. Can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=560\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Poinsettia Amnesty<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2698,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}