{"id":511,"date":"2009-04-15T01:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T01:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=511"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:12:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:12:58","slug":"a-quotable-client","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=511","title":{"rendered":"A quotable client"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/SeUroRHb2pI\/AAAAAAAADaA\/NHEKKYICVog\/s800-h\/pit_bull.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324710105224829586\" style=\"FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/pit_bull-232x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Outside a client&#8217;s house, the yard consisted of dirt, cement and a dog on a tie-out chain.<\/p>\n<p>Friendly-looking for a pitbull, his tail was wagging and he smiled as I approached to pet him. Ever the cautious dog lover, I asked my client if he was friendly?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh he&#8217;s friendly, but not like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>That has me laughing, still, a week later.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Outside a client&#8217;s house, the yard consisted of dirt, cement and a dog on a tie-out chain. Friendly-looking for a pitbull, his tail was wagging and he smiled as I approached to pet him. Ever the cautious dog lover, I asked my client if he was friendly? &#8220;Oh he&#8217;s friendly, but not like that.&#8221; \ud83d\ude09 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=511\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A quotable client<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}