{"id":490,"date":"2009-05-13T03:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T03:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:12:27","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:12:27","slug":"southern-oddities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"Southern oddities"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Just a couple things that tickled me from along the way&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/Sgo0DX3Bv3I\/AAAAAAAADgg\/1EG04okGUbE\/s800-h\/freeview.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335133941122842482\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/freeview-300x200.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">And you all tease me about NJ and its toll <em>roads<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/Sgozr-dEkQI\/AAAAAAAADgQ\/NnbCStcfP6Q\/s800-h\/krispykreme.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335133539166097666\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/krispykreme-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The particular pleasure of watching your fat expertly glazed at Krispy Kreme&#8230; ack&#8230; too sweet! And what&#8217;s up with *waffle houses* and *biscuit houses*? And sweet tea? But absolutely no decent coffee anywhere within a 50 mile radius?<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/SgozfSDx7zI\/AAAAAAAADgI\/-bfjUE7_bDU\/s800-h\/susanmustblog.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335133321090428722\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/susanmustblog-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The mountain version of internet service, evocative of the days when two tin cans and a length of string constituted phone service&#8230; and the folly of hosting 17-some bloggers who were then forced to pirate a wi-fi signal wherever possible.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/SgozMSFTH5I\/AAAAAAAADf4\/UK8huJr39JY\/s800-h\/newriverbridge1.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335132994679283602\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/newriverbridge1-300x200.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">A *new* river that flows north. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/New_River_(Kanawha_River)\">Backwards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/Sgoz50ECKUI\/AAAAAAAADgY\/A5TwiB94CrE\/s800-h\/truckescaperamp.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335133776894896450\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/truckescaperamp-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Right. We don&#8217;t really do mountains in NJ. WTF?<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/SgozFMWahFI\/AAAAAAAADfw\/3_urnJ0upC8\/s800-h\/IMG_9240.JPG\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335132872881374290\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/IMG_9240-200x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">Rare red trilliums that are um&#8230; white? Or is it yellow? I have so many pictures of trilliums I&#8217;ve forgotten who&#8217;s who. W. Virginia is awash in trilliums. They should <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mountaintop_removal_mining\">better protect their flowered hillsides<\/a>, I think.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_YcXlERVmPdE\/SgoyPw-4LwI\/AAAAAAAADfo\/WNWEiau8zdY\/s800-h\/pigroast.jpg\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335131955001831170\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/pigroast-300x200.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">The whole Southern fascination with B-B-Q. I never got a look at the pit, but I&#8217;d be surprised if it wasn&#8217;t made out of half an old oil barrel.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I think this could probably be an on-going list, as we all remember things&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyone?<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a couple things that tickled me from along the way&#8230; And you all tease me about NJ and its toll roads? The particular pleasure of watching your fat expertly glazed at Krispy Kreme&#8230; ack&#8230; too sweet! And what&#8217;s up with *waffle houses* and *biscuit houses*? And sweet tea? But absolutely no decent coffee anywhere &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=490\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Southern oddities<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,2,25,8,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}