{"id":471,"date":"2009-06-09T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=471"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:11:50","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:11:50","slug":"my-brother-just-scares-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"My brother just scares me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/kevindrag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345139476482197586\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 161px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/kevindrag-151x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This from his Facebook profile.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>He called me today, while he sat in traffic on his iPhone, to wish me a Happy Birthday. Said he felt bad that there hadn&#8217;t been cake; felt bad that he hadn&#8217;t called.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230; he mentioned that he finally got himself on Facebook and that I should look for him.<\/p>\n<p>I had to ask if there was a picture and if I&#8217;d recognize him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A bearded one,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your Osama Bin Laden pic?&#8221; I asked, referring to <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/belowtheroost.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">his profile pic<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"> here on Blogger.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not quite,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Of course not. This time it&#8217;s My Brother the Christian Crusader.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wondering how many more uses he can dream up for that silly fake beard. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This from his Facebook profile. \ud83d\ude09 He called me today, while he sat in traffic on his iPhone, to wish me a Happy Birthday. Said he felt bad that there hadn&#8217;t been cake; felt bad that he hadn&#8217;t called. Anyway&#8230; he mentioned that he finally got himself on Facebook and that I should look for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=471\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My brother just scares me<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}