{"id":429,"date":"2009-08-11T01:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T01:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:11:02","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:11:02","slug":"gratuitous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"Gratuitous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100113.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100113-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368507096731534626\" \/><\/a><span  style=\"font-size:small;\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Add this to the list of Things I Didn&#8217;t Need to See<\/div>\n<p><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100114.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100114-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368506909757008114\" \/><\/a><span  style=\"font-size:small;\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">(but had to blog anyway)<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">(fair warning: it&#8217;s about to get worse)<\/div>\n<p><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100115.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/P8100115-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368506708506471106\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span  style=\"font-size:small;\">(gra<\/span><span  style=\"font-size:small;\">teful for having laid my towel sidewards of him)<\/span><\/div>\n<p><span  style=\"font-size:small;\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\ud83d\ude09<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Can we girls offer some advice like, &#8220;No.  Don&#8217;t ever.  Please.&#8221;<\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Add this to the list of Things I Didn&#8217;t Need to See (but had to blog anyway) (fair warning: it&#8217;s about to get worse) (grateful for having laid my towel sidewards of him) \ud83d\ude09 Can we girls offer some advice like, &#8220;No. Don&#8217;t ever. Please.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}