{"id":333,"date":"2010-01-30T02:55:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-30T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2014-10-01T03:08:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T03:08:38","slug":"things-ive-broken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Things I&#8217;ve broken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/oceancity.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 209px; height: 320px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/oceancity-195x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432361131378515970\" \/><\/a><br \/>1. My chin. I was 8-ish and got a ride in an ambulance and seven stitches. I cried bloody murder.<\/p>\n<p>2. Multiple iPods. Mostly by coffee. Most recently by blatant overuse.<\/p>\n<p>3. Rules, hearts and promises.<\/p>\n<p>4. My little girl princess canopy bed.  (Yes I was jumping on it!)<\/p>\n<p>5. A chair&#8230; my brother being the intended target. The chair mostly survived, but things with my brother haven&#8217;t been the same since.<\/p>\n<p>6. A couple cars. Sometimes whole important parts of them fell off; others just steamed and hissed at me for mysterious reasons.<\/p>\n<p>7. The copy machine at work. I break it at least once a week. (I am that person.) I try to unjam it before walking away&#8230; honest I do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. My chin. I was 8-ish and got a ride in an ambulance and seven stitches. I cried bloody murder. 2. Multiple iPods. Mostly by coffee. Most recently by blatant overuse. 3. Rules, hearts and promises. 4. My little girl princess canopy bed. (Yes I was jumping on it!) 5. A chair&#8230; my brother being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/?p=333\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things I&#8217;ve broken<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2344,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somewhereinnj.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}