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\"\"<\/a>eat snails
\na big year
\nrefuse help
\nkaraoke
\nstop trying
\nstar in a reality tv show
\nforget to laugh
\ngo to Disney World
\nbelieve the worst about people
\nwork weekends again
\nbe perfect
\nlive too far from the ocean
\nmiss the magic in an ordinary moment<\/p>\n

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Thanks to MevetS<\/a> for use of this photo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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